xeduo:

adamasangel:

fuckingbubbleseverywhere:

“Hobbitlock”

“Treklock”

“Bondlock”

STOPLOCK

i couldn’t help but notice you wrote that in…

capslock.

youcantshitwithus:

just like a bad infomercial 

gnargee:

rw-r:

milktree:

ghettogall:

jensensations:

Ryan Gosling won’t eat his cereal (x)

This is the best thing on the internet

im crying and laughing so hard at the same time oh my god

HAD to reblog

reblogging don’t give a fuck hahahahahahahhaha

edm-life-or-die:

Walk into the library like whatup i got a weird cock

nontarian:

I couldn’t sleep so

hatteress:

halffizzbin:

agentotter:

“A pack of them” is Derek for “bitch how the fuck should I know.”

 #’a pack of them’ #DEREK THAT IS THE LEAST ANSWER OF ALL THE NONANSWERS (via giraffe-sex)

plot-twist: he’s talking about cards

bloodcaste:

tangletots:

askinnyblackman:

duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck

goose

i

eldochflamma:

awildellethappears:

birdonwing:

tsundere-and-lightning:

gay vampire ghost opera dubstep for those who missed it

I feel like this tells anyone everything they would ever need to know about what Eurovision is about. 

Soprano Sauron. 

Somebody send help.

you know parents make such a big deal about explaining homosexuality to their children but when I was a kid I watched a show where one of the villains was a satanic cross-dressing lobster and never once questioned it

dirtyovercoats:

oh god misha jogging selfies are my favourite kind

they’re great because misha obv but at the same time they’re always so squinty you can easily imagine they’re cas instead :’)